A question from my shopping companion seemed harmless enough—“should I wear red or blue?”
My response exposed the actual subject of my deliberations—
They say that the postmodern-prestigious honors are on the rise and illusory politics are popular this season
Along with an alarming array of stars, stripes and amber waves many are showing the un-detached alliance to overly produced pseudo-historical fads and fat-cat corporate ideals.
While the search for the perfect accessory has others shredding notions of loyalty, kindness, and acceptance into a fanatical liberal fringe which is being cut by those who claim status as arbiters of tradition
The oft preached moral obligation to prefer the needs of the poor, was summarily scratched from the line—I believe it clashed with the new hues of Boehner-bigblue and Newt-greengrich
Similarly in a foreign sweatshop the practice of speaking truth to power was dropped instead of hemlines when an awkward assistant mistook for free-trade for fair-trade
A spokesperson for the industry offered deep apologies and said “The translation into American was no doubt the cause; however, with these issues there are diverse viewpoints.”
By the way those vague notions of diversity and equality are now resting on bargain racks in a tacky thrift store basement—surely they’ll be vintage classics in another few decades
Our dalliance with progressive movements and level playing fields once ushered in on red carpets to great fanfare, was unceremoniously escorted from the prominent runways—seems her Sheen, has been Trumped
Regrettably, the “baggers” abound transfixed in neo-Schlafly, very straight, jackets –or more commonly slinging an unartful Dobson around the head and shoulders to avoid the nasty friction of confronting authoritative sounding lies with simple, quiet and irrefutable facts.
So this year I believe it would be best to just go nude.